Dang I think I got all my money taken away- I mean, I have so much money from my last episode. Enough money in fact I think I will engage in illicit crimes and trafficking and get away with it like diddy.

This week, we open the velvet-rope closet and take a flashlight to the oil-slicked mess behind the media mogul once known for shiny suits and “can’t stop, won’t stop” energy. From the allegations that shocked the industry to the eerie silence from his peers, we break down the timeline, the reactions, and the parts that feel a little too well-timed. Is this karma, coincidence, or corporate chess?

We explore:

• How power, wealth, and nostalgia cloud accountability

• And the uncomfortable question: what happens next?

Pill wonders if we’re witnessing the end of an era—or just the end of the NDA cycle. Tragic, meanwhile, wants to know how many celebrities are watching this unfold while clutching burner phones and wiping hard drives.

This isn’t conspiracy—it’s commentary.

Expect a thoughtful, unsensational breakdown with just enough humor to keep your soul intact. Because sometimes, the closet isn’t just where you keep the skeletons—it’s where you store the oil.